This week's horoscopes
Issue date: 4/23/08 Section: Lifestyle
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Keep your head up. You're almost to the finish line, and from here on out your race is down hill. So maintain your pace, because once you reach the end, it will be worth it.
Aquarius, 1/20-2/18
Snap out of your cranky stupor. Life is happening before your eyes. Jump in and enjoy the fun, or you will be missing one great opportunity after another.
Pisces, 2/19-3/20
John Lennon sang to you when he said, "Life is what happens when you're busy making plans." Pack up your planner, and pull out your Frisbee. It's time to enjoy the season.
Aries, 3/21-4/19
So drama went down, minorly involving you. But it's over, and what will be will be. Don't feel guilty about not feeling guilty. Everyone will forget about it soon.
Taurus, 4/20-5/20
Do you feel like you've been waiting forever for something to happen? Be careful about wasting your time waiting around for something that isn't going to be worth your time.
Gemini, 5/21-6/21
You want to get to the bottom of an ongoing issue, but reverting back to your eighth-grade techniques of playing 20 questions won't get you very far at all.
Cancer, 6/22-7/22
You've come to the realization that college is a time to ditch old habits, and welcome in the new. But don't get hasty. There will always be a place for pogs and Nick at Nite reruns.
Leo, 7/23-8/22
Feel like you're juggling a million things? Quit the Hindu goddess act, you only have two arms, and you can only handle so much. Start and finish one thing at a time.
Virgo, 8/23-9/22
Life isn't a Monopoly game, so take back the defensive move. If you're putting on a front, no one's buying it. Just be yourself, and you'll pass go - no problem.
Libra, 9/23-10/22
Spring put you in the mood to start new projects. With a go-getter like you on the loose, the Home and Garden channel may be adding a new show host.
Scorpio, 10/23-11/21
Job well done! You've been a busy bee. Take a break and pat yourself on the back for all your hard efforts. Go on a day trip to celebrate all the good work you have put forth.
Sagittarius, 11/22-12/21
Ah sweet simplicity. You've got this act down to a tee, and mighty Hemmingway-esque with your curt minimalism. Keep up with the precision and efficiency. You're on a roll.
Spring Break

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